Contagion

This pastor has some real cahoonahs (not sure if that's a real word or not) for posting this, this and this and I love it. What he says is so true and I just wish I had come up with them first. I'm sure we're gonna have our fair share of these types of people but that's okay because we are in the process of defining our "Relocation Specialist". This person will remain nameless but their role is simple: finding new churches for people who aren't happy with ours! That way everyone remains happy and we don't have to get derailed from our vision to coddle people who aren't getting their own way. Should be interesting...

Look for the write up in an upcoming bulletin.